Liar Liar Pants On Fire

From urbandictionary.com, the top definition of ‘Liar Liar Pants On Fire’ –

Liar Liar Pants On Fire is a phrase that children like to scream at each other whenever they think the other is lying. They also like to scream it at adults who tell them stories about fairies. It is an overall stupid thing to say, since if your pants actually caught on fire when you lied, more politicians would be dead.

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I need to tell you something – I am a liar!

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia has the following –

A lie is a statement that is known or intended by its source to be misleading, inaccurate, or false. The practice of communicating lies is called lying, and a person who communicates a lie may be termed a liar. Lies may be employed to serve a variety of instrumental, interpersonal, or psychological functions for the individuals who use them. Generally, the term “lie” carries a negative connotation, and depending on the context a person who communicates a lie may be subject to social, legal, religious, or criminal sanctions. In certain situations, however, lying is permitted, expected, or even encouraged. Because believing and acting on false information can have serious consequences, scientists and others have attempted to develop reliable methods for distinguishing lies from true statements.

In my situation, my lying was on purpose for a specific reason and yes I have misled you the readers for a couple of months now.  Here is my reason for lying and why now I will start telling the truth.

In my post ‘to expose me‘, I wrote the following –

I being a detailed person had logic behind when I published specific posts.  I have timelines with my posts and I have a reason for the sequence of my posts related to these timelines.

In today’s post, I write the following –

My timelines I spread over a period of months, I do this on purpose.  Being meticulous, I usually write posts in advance.  So timelines were continuing and posts were being written, and then an unexpected and unplanned event occurred.  This event would mean I would have to update some of my already written posts.  Updating these posts would interrupt my timelines, so I decided not to update the posts already written.  Because of this there are several posts I wrote in the last couple of months where I lied.

So today I am coming clean, taking responsibility and telling the truth.  And I promise I will never lie to you again.

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Here is the truth – all posts since December 4, 2015 that had the word ‘partner’ was incorrect.  The word ‘partner’ should be replaced with the word ‘husband’.

41 thoughts on “Liar Liar Pants On Fire

    • I will certainly check this out. By the way, I just realized this comment was in my spam folder. Sorry it took so long to respond. I appreciate you taking the time to read and comment. Hope your day is a happy one! 🙂

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  1. Terry this has made my day! I am so so thrilled to read this an although you are clearly what the French call a ‘mytho’ (irrespective of flaming or non flaming pantalons) I can think of no better reason to dance around my kitchen and hoot warmest most heartfelt good wishes to you both – may you be husband and husband together for a very long time.

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    • Oh thanks, I am glad you are thrilled! I was hesitant on posting this as I was unsure how it would be received. I am not one to push anything in the faces of others that they are not comfortable with. Thanks for your very kind words – they have made my day! 🙂

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      • Oh my goodness, I’m sure you MUST have been unsure. Other people’s comfort zones are not necessarily freely on show and erring on the side of caution and empathy is a sign of the decent fellow you are. I think you and I are of the same vintage. As you may or may not know, I used to work for Queen. My daughters (now aged 29, 25, 23 and 20) find it impossible to understand why part of our remit in the eighties was not to reveal Fred’s sexuality. Times have changed rapidly but there will always be residues for a multitude of reasons. I find the way you have dealt with revealing your truth quite inspirational. It has been carefully and courteously handled. If people now have a problem they really DO need to look to themselves. I hope you are feeling relieved and that the relief will in turn make you stronger to cope with your impending bladder blasting. PS: I in turn have a big smile because I made a halfway stranger smile somewhere in their own half-baked paradise 🙂

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  2. You know, it is so strange but before you revealed your name I thought you might say this. I am so happy for you and your husband. I have two gay boyfriends (one single and one married) in our street and I would love for you to be my third? I am sure your husband won’t mind! My husband just rolls his eyes when he sees my ‘love you’ emails to the boyfriends. Like Osyth, I am thrilled that you feel comfortable enough to share this with us.

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  3. Oh sweetheart that was not misleading us, you have a right to keep your personal life personal….I am just glad you didn’t come clean and say your real name is Biffy and your 15 years old..LOL As far as I am concerned, you never misled me..its all good….and you deserve to love whom ever you want….no harm no foul as far as I am concerned…..kat

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  4. Terry, strange as this may seem, I had assumed your partner was your husband. I think may be it was because I call Charley my partner and he is also my husband and best friend. So, I just connected the two, I guess. But I am happy to find I was right and you have a spouse to help you through this time in your life. Just as Charley has me to help him with his journey dealing with cancer. And you will both be fine. I promise. Clare

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