My category ‘Pictures & Stories’ are posts with me writing a fictional, creative short story about a picture.
The loquacious BBQ guest –
The evening BBQ started with beer, wine or other beverages of choice and pleasant conversation amongst the guest. As the sun begin its decent into the horizon and the beverages continued to flow, so did the conversations. But there is always that one, you know the one that hogs the conversations and makes it all about themselves. But, I can’t help it, I like to talk about me and my advocacy toward the destruction of those like me to aid in one’s appearance. The belts, the handbags and really the shoes? Please, do we really need to talk about the shoes? So yes, the drinking continued and I kept the conversations about me and the others and you felt it was enough. So, you have the audacity to call the authorities and have me arrested? And then the unthinkable, the tape started and I became muffled….
Mrmph mmmrpph mmmrrrmph