My category ‘Pictures & Stories’ are posts with me writing a fictional, creative short story about a picture.
The loquacious BBQ guest –
The evening BBQ started with beer, wine or other beverages of choice and pleasant conversation amongst the guest. As the sun begin its decent into the horizon and the beverages continued to flow, so did the conversations. But there is always that one, you know the one that hogs the conversations and makes it all about themselves. But, I can’t help it, I like to talk about me and my advocacy toward the destruction of those like me to aid in one’s appearance. The belts, the handbags and really the shoes? Please, do we really need to talk about the shoes? So yes, the drinking continued and I kept the conversations about me and the others and you felt it was enough. So, you have the audacity to call the authorities and have me arrested? And then the unthinkable, the tape started and I became muffled….
Mrmph mmmrpph mmmrrrmph
Poor little alligator!
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Yep, I felt bad for him, but would feel worse If I had lost a finger. Happy Saturday dear. 🙂
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Happy Saturday to you. I have already walked a couple of miles and it is only 9.30 am!!
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Good for you, I have not made it outside yet for my walk – it is coming soon. 🙂
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You don’t have winter fat to get rid off…🐻
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Awww shame, poor little guy. Hope things are going great your side my friend. Have a good one ! 🙂
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He seemed ok with it all – all is good here Lynne, you have a good one also. 🙂
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Ohh, poor little fellow! It’s bad how the others treated him. But maybe they were right to do that, he could have been planning to convince them of his arguments a more violent way next 😉 Curious how a tiny alligator (or is it a crocodile?) Can actually look quite cute!
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I am unsure if it is a alligator or crocodile, but the little thing is cute. Thanks Sarah, hope you are having a great weekend. 🙂
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You too!!! 😄
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Thank you Jodi! 🙂
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Haha love it
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Thank you Lynn. Enjoy those grandbabies! 🙂
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i will
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Ha ha, cute story!
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Thank you Kathryn! 🙂
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Hahaha, that’s a great story! Hope you’re having a good weekend. 🙂
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Thank you Amanda, the weekend is going well. 🙂
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Glad your fingers didn’t get the chop.
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Me too, that tape was there for a reason. Happy Weekend Peggy! 🙂
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Snappy tale! And remember … never smile at a crocodile 😉 (or is it an alligator in which case I can’t make it scan poetically 😂)
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He was cute, but yes I will never smile at one, especially if there is no tape on the mouth. Thanks Osyth, hope all is well with you. 🙂
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Gators or crocs are cue when they are small and then… Yikes!
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Yes, this one was cute, but you are right, big ones are not so cute anymore. Thanks Eugenia. 🙂
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